May 2013
72 posts
creeeee:
imawanchor:
remember when the first time the audience saw bella swan she was just randomly clutching a cactus
remember vampires suck?
bbolin:
when u think ur over someone but then they do something really cute and u end up liking them even more
pizza:
high-self-esteem:
fatwink:
all i want is pizza and high self esteem
hello
hello
best-of-funny:
vulpiss:
datkarkatass:
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rashidajones:
colinfirth:
missprior:
if you ever feel ignored and unimportant just be glad you aren’t luke hemsworth
who
case closed bring in the dancing lobsters
moriartyisaprincess:
barackobama:
feathersmcstrange:
polished-trophy-pretty-whore:
stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:
sneadly:
WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF
I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER
AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS
IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF.
IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS.
I’m working on it
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
castiels-feathery-butt:
tyflowsion:
what if ducks threw bread back at you
you’d have to duck
this is one of those posts that makes you step back and re-examine your entire worldview
sweetdez:
detrea:
fuckyeahhugsandkisses:
a-little-insane:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
realhumanbaby:
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
rileyyerin:
When your parents make fun of your weight because they think you’re emotionally stable enough to handle it.
Well, surprise.
I’m not.
eternalfeels:
ten-thousand-suns:
but imagine the people who aren’t in the supernatural fandom trying to get away from all the misha they must be all like
im dYING OMFG
professionaldreamcrusher:
a-creeper-snuck-up-and:
1rd
2th
3st
this post makes me extremely uncomfortable.
familyfriendlyurl:
lolijohn:
familyfriendlyurl:
*looks both ways* no cops around *runs across street during red light* the perfect crime
lol that is so me
take him away officer. next week on to catch a predator
spacellamas:
imagine if there was one person who went to your blog every day and just went through the pages and laughed at all of your posts (even the uncreative and unsuccesful tries of making a text post) and honestly thought you were cute and adorable and funny and had an amazing music taste
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
crispychocolate:
serkret:
god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this
we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class
my group is doing the very hungry hitler
OH MY GOD
so hitler took poland
but he was still hungry
yellfang:
party-at-the-tardis:
shavingryansprivates:
why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
and fucking died
humpty...
