creeeee: imawanchor: remember when the first time the audience saw bella swan she was just randomly clutching a cactus remember vampires suck?
bbolin: when u think ur over someone but then they do something really cute and u end up liking them even more
pizza: high-self-esteem: fatwink: all i want is pizza and high self esteem hello hello
best-of-funny: vulpiss: datkarkatass: ...
rashidajones: colinfirth: missprior: if you ever feel ignored and unimportant just be glad you aren’t luke hemsworth who case closed bring in the dancing lobsters
moriartyisaprincess: barackobama: feathersmcstrange: polished-trophy-pretty-whore: stuckwithharrypottertilltheend: sneadly: WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF. IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS. I’m working on it
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: castiels-feathery-butt: tyflowsion: what if ducks threw bread back at you you’d have to duck this is one of those posts that makes you step back and re-examine your entire worldview
sweetdez: detrea: fuckyeahhugsandkisses: a-little-insane: the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
realhumanbaby: Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
rileyyerin: When your parents make fun of your weight because they think you’re emotionally stable enough to handle it. Well, surprise. I’m not.
eternalfeels: ten-thousand-suns: but imagine the people who aren’t in the supernatural fandom trying to get away from all the misha they must be all like im dYING OMFG
professionaldreamcrusher: a-creeper-snuck-up-and: 1rd 2th 3st this post makes me extremely uncomfortable.
familyfriendlyurl: lolijohn: familyfriendlyurl: *looks both ways* no cops around *runs across street during red light* the perfect crime lol that is so me take him away officer. next week on to catch a predator
spacellamas: imagine if there was one person who went to your blog every day and just went through the pages and laughed at all of your posts (even the uncreative and unsuccesful tries of making a text post) and honestly thought you were cute and adorable and funny and had an amazing music taste
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: crispychocolate: serkret: god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class my group is doing the very hungry hitler OH MY GOD so hitler took poland but he was still hungry
yellfang: party-at-the-tardis: shavingryansprivates: why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died and fucking died humpty...